If you are in need of a good laugh, this blog is for you. My sons Max (5) and Ben (3) can’t help themselves. They both have one-liners each day and I will try to keep you updated. Here are some of their highlights in their thoughts, their words …
Five-year old Max on birthdays ...
“Birthdays are on my mind a lot right now. I can’t wait until I’m 6, so I can get an XBox 360. My Dad told me Grandmom’s birthday was the next one and I wondered how old she was. When told she would be 67, that blew my mind. Does that mean she’s had 66 birthdays? Just imagine having 66 birthday parties, that would be amazing. I can’t even understand having that many birthdays, but at least she’s not 100 yet.”
Max on reincarnation ...
“When I’m 100, I’m going to die. Then I’m going to be little again and I can go back to the teeny tennis center.”
Max agreeing with his Dad that Ben can aim higher than a construction worker ...
“Dad’s right. Being a construction worker is not a good job, because look at this crap (pointing to the traffic).”
Ben being asked in preschool why he celebrates Hanukkah ...
“Because I’m a Jew.”
On Marriage ...
“You don’t marry girls from the park. You swing there. You don’t marry your sister. I don’t know who I’m going to marry yet.”
On why he didn’t like the movie Rango ...
“The problem was you wouldn’t let me sit back in my seat, Dad.”