Max got all smiley faces on his daily report from school today ... You would think this would be good news.
"I don't know why I got a good report when I was bad," Max said.
"What do you mean you were bad," I asked.
"You know bad, I was hitting everyone," Max said.
"Who did you hit?," I asked.
"I told you everyone and look (pointing to his report) smiley face, smiley face, smiley face. I don't know why Miss Heather did that."
"Why did you hit everyone?," I wondered.
"I don't know," Max started. "Oh, I know what happened. Miss Hazel filled out 'what I did today' and she likes me."
Phew, mystery solved. As for the hitting part, I'm not sure that mystery will ever be solved.