Great conversation this morning in the car from the boys ...
Ben: I want to move and I want to live next to Grandmom. I want to live in that house next to the guy that's never there.
Me: Then I'd have to get a job in Massachusetts.
Ben: You could be a chef?
Me: A chef, really??? When have I ever made you food?
Ben: You make peanut butter and jelly.
Max: No, we're going to live next to Deanna and Rosie because they are my favorite cousins.
Me: Still, I'd need a different job.
Max: What's this guy talking about, we could just drive there.
Pause break for about five minutes ... 
Ben: Can Mommys get jobs?
Me: Sure, Aunt Jo and Aunt Katie are librarians.
Ben: Does our Mommy have a job?
Max: Yes, she works for 31.